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PENNY
Thanks to you, I finally got the nerve to make a move.
MELISSA
Thanks to me? What did I do?
PENNY
Be it you’re my oldest sister and that I’ve admired you since… when you left Jerry, because you couldn’t take his crap anymore, I said, good for her, why should she be miserable? Life is too short, and you and I ,we deserve to be happy, don’t we? Why I’d (Picks up and swings bat.) like to put his thing right here and whack it with his freakin’ bat!